Friday, 13 January 2012

How Nigeria's Subsidy Removal Policy Began.

How The Genesis Of Nigeria's Subsidy Removal Began

!!!!!!!( Before you read this, know that it is strictly a parody for comic purpose
and should not be quoted as fact )

To solve a challenge, you have to start at its root cause. So lets start at the beginning of how we came 
about the removal of fuel subsidy In Nigeria. To enable us come to the end of the cayuse the subsequent events cased for following Nigeria's fuel subsidy removal has caused.

First - Here is a cast of the major fuel subsidy removal Actors;

International Monetary Fund President Christine Lagarde;
Principal Actress.
Nigeria,s Minister For Finance - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala;
Main Surporting Actress.

Minister of Petroleum Resources, Mrs. Diezani Alison-Madueke;
Supporting actress.

Governor Of CBN - Sanusi Lamido Sanusi;
Supporting Actor.

President Federal Republic Of Nigeria 
Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan 
Executive Producer.

Story Title:
Fuel Subsidy Removal - The Genesis.

SN; NG, ..... Or we shold just put the subsidy back?

NG; Nooo now SN. That woman was serious about it.
You needed to have hard what she told me earlier.... 

IMF; NG Dear, i want you to be in charge of the removal. You know if anything
goes wrong you can always come back to us unlike your boss.

NG; Yes ma i will not disappoint you

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