Tuesday, 22 May 2012

OLD JOBS : NEW TITLES

*Garden Boy : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)
 

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)
 

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)
 

... *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)
 

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer (BCC)
 

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)
 

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)
  

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)
 

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)
 

*Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO)
 

*Thief : Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)
 

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)
 

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)
 

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)
 

*Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO)
 

Do Not Forget

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)
 

*Gossiper : Research Manager (RM)

...better start rearranging your swagger...lolzzz!

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