Friday 10 February 2012

Prostitutes Celebrate Zambia’s Win Over Ghana By Offering Free Sex

By: David Ngwaba




PROSTITUTES in Lusaka’s Kanyama, John Laing, Chawama and Kalingalinga have offered themselves free of charge to every Jim and Jack as part of their celebration after Zambia beat Ghana 1-0.

At nightclubs such as Kanyama’s Kanchembele and Chine Chikayeba there were long queues of men waiting to have sex with a limited number of prostitutes.

A single prostitute served nearly 11 men and there were more than 200 men wanting to celebrate Zambia’s first qualification to the Africa Cup final since 1994 in style.

The situation was the same at John Laing’s Corogo nightclub which is situated just opposite John Laing Basic School. But at Corogo, a man in his mid twenties was beaten up after he took long to attain orgasm when his turn to have sex with the prostitute came.

“Yes, we beat him up because he took too long to ejaculate. We were too many on line and the guy kept on wasting time on top of the prostitute,” said an eye-witness, identified only as James.

*Does it get any more crazy than this? Daaaaaaaam!*

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