OLD JOBS : NEW TITLES

*Garden Boy : Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

 

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

 

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM)

 

... *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

 

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyer (BCC)

 

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT)

 

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

  

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

 

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE)

 

*Watchman : Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer (TPSO)

 

*Thief : Wealth Distribution Expert (WDE)

 

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

 

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

 

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM)

 

*Cook : Food Preparation Officer (FPO)

 

Do Not Forget

*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

 

*Gossiper : Research Manager (RM)

...better start rearranging your swagger...lolzzz!